I bring new meaning to the phrase ‘Most Valuable Player’
Women love me, men want to be me and my team mates loathe the constant attention I bring.
Trouble always finds me, both on and off the field. I see so much
controversy the tabloids have my manager on speed dial. My life is a non-stop rollercoaster of football, women, and sex and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Foolishly, I believed I was untouchable but everything changes when I’m traded to Crystal Hill Football Club. The coach warns me to clean my act up—meaning no more scandals—so from now on; I’m flying under the radar.
That resolution lasts one day—twenty-four hours—before I lose a bet to my new teammates. I never could pass up a challenge.
Five dates with girls of their choosing.
Five chicks I’d never even blink at, given the choice.
But, a bet’s a bet, so I’ll suck it up and do my time