You know that awful sound your stereo makes when you drag your needle over a record?
For those of you that have never listened to a record…shame on you. Dude, go Google that shit right now. Better yet, buy a record player and get your learn on.
Anyway, that sound that makes you wince and leap for the volume? Yeah. That’s the soundtrack of my life right now.
I got the girl and I lost her. I wasn’t supposed to. That wasn’t in the script.
Now I gotta Ferris Bueller this shit and pull a parade out of my ass to get the girl back.
THIS IS A FREE read – this was an unplanned second part of MANACONDA and we wanted to make sure our readers were very happy. Eventually the titles will be combined.