Mistletoes suck. My best friend sucks. That old lady down the street sucks. And it’s all because they all want me and Dave Mayers, the only man I’ve ever loved, to get back together. And this season, they may just get their wish. Their tricks are shameless and advice persuasive. Welcome, to Millie Cartlon’s Christmas and the best gift she’s received in a long time – a perfect kiss.